Dr. Nolove or: How I Learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It: Part 21: Self Portraits

Preamble: this is a dating advice series from a formerly long-suffering comrade in the struggle. I’m out of the game for life but I’m offering up some hard-earned wisdom for those still grappling. (See bottom of this post for the legend, mission statement, and credentials.) The following are self-portraits that capture my visage from the first […]

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Dr. Nolove or: How I Learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It: Part 20: She Did Respond.

Preamble: this is a dating advice series from a formerly long-suffering comrade in the struggle. I’m out of the game for life but I’m offering up some hard-earned wisdom for those still grappling. (See bottom of this post for the legend, mission statement, and credentials.) Question: She didn’t respond to my text/email/DM/@/snapchat/voicemail (gross!)/whatever. What do you […]

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Pride Crashes

We’ve all been there. You’re driving. You DEFINITELY have the right of way. A giant asshole pulls out into traffic and unless you hit the brakes, you are going to slam into him. Legally, you would not be at fault. You would be right. He would be wrong. But then your car would be destroyed […]

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Dr. Nolove or: How I Learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It: Part 19: Groucho Marx And Me

Preamble: this is a dating advice series from a formerly long-suffering comrade in the struggle. I’m out of the game for life but I’m offering up some hard-earned wisdom for those still grappling. (See bottom of this post for the legend, mission statement, and credentials.) “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept […]

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Dr. Nolove or: How I Learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It: Part 18: REI Is Alright With Her

Preamble: this is a dating advice series from a formerly long-suffering comrade in the struggle. I’m out of the game for life but I’m offering up some hard-earned wisdom for those still grappling. (See bottom of this post for the legend, mission statement, and credentials.) I would say about 97% of the female profiles I have […]

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