Tess (1979) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) Tess (1979) acting 9 directing 8 effects 9 editing 8 writing 7 SW SCORE: 41 4.1 out of 5 […]

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Chinatown (1974) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) The mini-review: Chinatown acting 8 directing 8 effects 8 editing 8 writing 8 SW SCORE: 40 4 out of […]

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The Pianist (2002) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) The mini-review: The Pianist acting 10 directing 8 writing 8 effects 7 editing 7 SW score: 40 4 out […]

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Rosemary’s Baby

If you haven’t already seen Rosemary’s Baby (it was released in the 1970’s so it’s not like this warning even makes sense), you may not want to read this review. I’ll try to warn you when I can. Rosemary’s Baby, directed by Roman Polanski (academy award winning pedophile and statutory rapist), is brilliant. And it […]

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