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The Worst Comic Book Movie Ranking of All Time

(adding to the ranking) 고양이 장례식 {Cat Funeral} is a postmortem at #122 How do I really know that my ranking is peerless? I have no idea. I hope my lists hugs the muddy bottom of the geeky internet. We all gotta dream. How did I determine which movie nabbed the championship belt and which […]

Comic Book Crushes

As a high school untouchable, the closest I ever came to a date was taking sideways, ultra quick glances at my fellow female classmates. I had to be subtle because if I was discovered looking at a hot girl, I would be verbally slammed by her and/or physically slammed by her boyfriend. And 9.9 times […]

Hulk (2003) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 6 directing 7 effects 6 editing 6 writing 6 SW SCORE: 31 3.1 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]

Captain America: Civil War (2016) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 7 directing 7 effects 8 editing 7 writing 8 SW SCORE: 37 3.7 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 7 directing 7 effects 9 editing 7 writing 6 SW SCORE: 36 3.6 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]