I went to the mall today. I live only a 10 minute drive away from Tyson’s Corner center in Northern Virginia but I hardly ever go cuz I do most of my shopping online. I’m a lazy asshole; if I can achieve something while sitting on my ass as opposed to actually physically moving, I’m […]

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Masters of the Multiverses 

Universes are a big deal nowadays.  There’s Marvel’s and DC’s and Harry Potter’s and Star Trek’s and Star Wars’ – you get the picture.  So I decided, for my own amusement as usual and probably nobody else’s, to appoint two standard bearers from each universe (some of which I made up myself and some my […]

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Gone In 33 Seconds

…or How I Stopped Worrying About Unfiltered Water And Learned To Love The American Tap. …or (using my) Time (to go) After (more) Time. …or (was it really me or was it my dark passenger) She Blinded Me (from reality) With (crack pot) Science. …or Frankenstein’s (or my many selves, my chemical imbalance and nurture […]

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