Dr. Nolove or: How I learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It or: Part 2 in an Ongoing series: The Non-Platonic Caste System

(Preface: don’t come at me with that beauty is in the eye of the beholder shit. I’m talking about hotness based on the unfair but fairly clear and horrible exacting standards of western society.) I’d say 5% of the population is hot. That comprises the top level caste. (I’m just being real here. To quote […]

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Dr. Nolove or: How I learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It or: Part 1 in an Ongoing series: Profile Lameness #1

I decided to only have platonic relationships and interactions (with very specific possible exceptions which are about as likely to happen as me growing a 2nd penis) about 2 weeks ago. I feel good about this decision. I also feel bad about it. But that’s only because there are two of me (involved in this […]

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Halloween Forever

I feel like the internet is just halloween expanded to forever and everywhere. I always loved halloween because I hated myself for a very long time. Decades. And Halloween let me change who I was. Even if it was only for a few hours. The internet is a digital costume and anyone can wear it […]

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