I often rail against the American electorate. They elected Donald Trump and they re-elected George W. Bush. They flipped a Democratic house and senate and replaced it with patently racist Tea Party stormtroopers. Those are the just some of the latest greatest hits. Some people are celebrating the house turning blue again and the huge […]Read More An Apology To The American Electorate
I was friends with a great lady back in 2002 when I was doing my first residential tour in the district. We had a shared common hobby. We hung out every week. What the hobby was isn’t important to this post. Eventually I moved out of the area and at some point I concocted the […]Read More Humanity Bites, Part 2 In an Ongoing Series: Reunited (feint) And It Felt So Good (for a minute) OR Fauxhship, False Offers, and Platonic Ghosting.
You stand in the Bracken. Your pupils expand. What was black water solidifies; forms texture; shapes coalesce. Mydrasis settles in and you the colony materializes. Countless winged stalactites hang from innumerable precipices. The darkness is shifting as sleep’s slow breath beats a silent rhythm. You cast your light at the living void and a swell […]Read More Can You See Yourself In The Darkness?
I used to date. A LOT. But I’m out now. For life. If you wanna know why, see here. But I feel like I owe my fellow dating misfits the benefit of my hard earned wisdom. But more importantly, I just like to talk shit about dating because it makes me laugh. Today I’m going […]Read More Dr. Nolove or: How I learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It or: Part 5 in an Ongoing Series: Ghosting
My writing can be accurately characterized as strident, militant, biased, mean, vulgar, illogical, and, usually, terrible. While it is my goal now to be kind as I make my way through the world during the rest of my tomorrows, some people who read my words (all 2 of you) might accuse me of being unkind. […]Read More I Own My Words; The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly