Open Water

Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame. Can I say how much I think this movie sucked? Was this supposed to be a scary movie? Because the only time I got scared was when I thought I might have left my car windows open outside and the forecast predicted rain. The acting was mediocre. The […]

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Texas Chainsaw Massacres

In 1974, I was born and so was the Slasher film genre. The flagship of the slasher genre was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a simultaneously surreal and visceral depiction of the tragic day suffered by five idiot teenagers (horror staple) who get stranded in the Texas wasteland. It was so controversial that it was banned […]

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