In order to fulfill our mission to be a transparent, customer focused organization, we promise to adhere to the following Ten Commandments. – WMATA Management Your train will be waiting at the platform until one of our spotters notices you and then it will be dispatched as soon as you can see it in the […]Read More The 10 (WMATA) Metro Commandments
(Being rerun for banal reasons) I’m just so grateful to be out of hell – to be alive again- I don’t think I’ve ever been grateful or even understood what it meant to be grateful or even used the word grateful- but I get it now. Better late than never right? UPDATE: I don’t feel […]Read More Purgatory Rocks (rerun)
This was going to be a rant against the Catholic concept of hell but I got curious about hell in general and I wanted to spice up this post with some cool hell-themed quotes. Goodreads.com has 1,092 hell quotes. Shit. So I’m gonna just list 10, give my priceless take on them and then get […]Read More F*ck Catholicism: Part 2 in an ongoing series: Hell
Hi world it’s me -name redacted- although I’m not sure I want to end up like tiger woods; I wouldn’t mind the fame, hundreds of millions of dollars, skanky sexcapades, and the gorgeous Swedish wife but I think I could do without the public implosion and losing the Swedish wife. My Swedish friends would be […]Read More The Jaws of Life?