I was well into writing this strained and indulgent (my signature style) screed on why I left Facebook yesterday (on its 15th anniversary – yay unintended coincidences!). Then it hit me. Even after I chose to no longer use my time or energy on Facebook I was USING MY TIME AND ENERGY talking about why […]Read More Adios “Amigos”
I used to date. A LOT. But I’m out now. For life. If you wanna know why, see here. But I feel like I owe my fellow dating misfits the benefit of my hard earned wisdom. But more importantly, I just like to talk shit about dating because it makes me laugh. Today I’m going […]Read More Dr. Nolove or: How I learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It or: Part 5 in an Ongoing Series: Ghosting
Hi world it’s me -name redacted- although I’m not sure I want to end up like tiger woods; I wouldn’t mind the fame, hundreds of millions of dollars, skanky sexcapades, and the gorgeous Swedish wife but I think I could do without the public implosion and losing the Swedish wife. My Swedish friends would be […]Read More The Jaws of Life?