It’s My Birthday and I’ll Cry if I Want To

It’s funny how you remember shit. For decades now I have been retelling the story of how Batman came out on my birthday in 1989 (when I was turning 15 – yeah I’m fucking old). But after a quick google search, it’s evident I misremembered. I have a pretty low opinion of Batman (1989) nowadays […]

Read More It’s My Birthday and I’ll Cry if I Want To

Dr. Nolove or: How I Learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It: Part 21: Self Portraits

Preamble: this is a dating advice series from a formerly long-suffering comrade in the struggle. I’m out of the game for life but I’m offering up some hard-earned wisdom for those still grappling. (See bottom of this post for the legend, mission statement, and credentials.) The following are self-portraits that capture my visage from the first […]

Read More Dr. Nolove or: How I Learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It: Part 21: Self Portraits

Beck. Petty. Radiohead. Me.

“I’m A Loser Baby So Why Don’t You Kill Me?” – Beck “Even the losers get lucky sometimes.” – Tom Petty “I’m a creep.” -Radiohead “Guilty.” -Me I’ve been thinking about writing this post for several months. I don’t think I was avoiding it on a conscious level. Every time I thought of Beck’s line […]

Read More Beck. Petty. Radiohead. Me.