Comic Book Crushes

As a high school untouchable, the closest I ever came to a date was taking sideways, ultra quick glances at my fellow female classmates. I had to be subtle because if I was discovered looking at a hot girl, I would be verbally slammed by her and/or physically slammed by her boyfriend. And 9.9 times […]

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Dr. Nolove or: How I learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It or: Part 4 in an Ongoing series: Poker Face

I used to date. A LOT. But I’m out now. For life. If you wanna know why, click here. But I feel like I owe my fellow dating misfits the benefit of my hard earned wisdom. But more importantly, I just like to talk shit about dating because it makes me laugh. I’ve dated on […]

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Some Tom Wolfe Wisdom

I’ve read a few of Tom Wolfe’s books. I love his writing. He was a great writer and he knew it and more than one person has noted that he was guilty of excessive purple prose or showing off – basically masturbation in prose form. It’s pretty evident that he was showing off. But that […]

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Dr. Nolove or: How I learned to Stop Looking for Love or Anything Like It or: Part 2 in an Ongoing series: The Non-Platonic Caste System

(Preface: don’t come at me with that beauty is in the eye of the beholder shit. I’m talking about hotness based on the unfair but fairly clear and horrible exacting standards of western society.) I’d say 5% of the population is hot. That comprises the top level caste. (I’m just being real here. To quote […]

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