Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 5 directing 5 effects 7 editing 5 writing 5 SW SCORE: 27 2.5 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]

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The Worst Comic Book Movie Ranking of All Time

(adding to the ranking) 고양이 장례식 {Cat Funeral} is a postmortem at #122 How do I really know that my ranking is peerless? I have no idea. I hope my lists hugs the muddy bottom of the geeky internet. We all gotta dream. How did I determine which movie nabbed the championship belt and which […]

Incredibles 2 (2018) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 8 directing 8 effects 9 editing 9 writing 9 SW SCORE: 43 4.5 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]

There Is A Lot of Crying In Pixar

I just saw Onward and it made me cry in several spots. Pixar has a rep for wrenching many hearts via their film catalog so I decided to rank the Pixar films by most to least weeping. Why? Because I like to rank stuff. I like lists. And crying is good: “You know what they […]

Onward (2020) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 9 directing 9 effects 10 editing 9 writing 9 SW SCORE: 46 4.6 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]