Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 6 directing 5 effects 5 editing 5 writing 5 SW SCORE: 26 2.5 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]

I Kill Giants (2017) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 7 directing 6 effects 7 editing 7 writing 6 SW SCORE: 33 3.3 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]

The Rundown (2003) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 7 directing 8 effects 8 editing 7 writing 7 SW SCORE: 37 3.5 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]

Road House (1989) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 6 directing 6 effects 6 editing 6 writing 6 SW SCORE: 30 5* out of 5 🐙 *(THAT’S […]

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) (mini-review++)

(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.) (***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review) acting 7 directing 8 effects 8 editing 7 writing 8 SW SCORE: 38 3.8 out of 5 🐙 ++ […]