(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.)
(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)
SW SCORE: 32
5 out of 5 🐙
Why do I consider this scripted fiction? Because, however minimal, they did have to design the skits and silly opening patter.
How did I rate the very minimal acting? Honestly, it was pretty terrible but it was more than enough to fulfill the creative vision.
But most importantly, how can a 27 movie garner 5 octopuses? In the immortal words of Leisure Suit Larry “I may not know art but I know what I like.”
Do you like:
Scantily clad idiots
Gross horse bodily fluids
Hordes of chaos makers
Really dirty old men
Olde timey bicycles
Spike Jonze with old lady boobs
Live (actual people) shark bait
Vomit played for comic purposes
Stealth husband swapping
If you answered yes to 10 or more of the above items, you will love Jackass Number Two. I know I did.
(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, effects: cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.
(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)
(3) Octopuses are my unquantifiable feeling…not that SW score is scientific…but this one is even less so
(4) ++ This optional section includes any incredibly *brilliant observations that don’t fit into simple quantitative slices like the scores and octopuses *(they are likely NOT brilliant)