(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.)
(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)
acting 8
directing 7
effects 9
editing 7
writing 8
SW SCORE: 39
4.5 out of 5 🐙
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I love this movie. I don’t care that it’s ridiculous. I don’t care that it’s too long. I don’t care that a lot of the dialogue is just plain ludicrous. It makes me feel good and happy every single time I watch it. You know how valuable that is to me? Invaluable. Sure, there are sad parts. It’s a completely unreasonable and over the top life. But even those kinds of lives have dark parts. It still lights up my cynical heart every single time.
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(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, effects: cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.
(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)
(3) Octopuses are my unquantifiable feeling…not that SW score is scientific…but this one is even less so
(4) ++ This optional section includes any incredibly *brilliant observations that don’t fit into simple quantitative slices like the scores and octopuses *(they are likely NOT brilliant)
