Revenge of the Sith (2005) (mini-review++)

star_wars_revenge_of_the_sith.jpg(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.)

(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)

Revenge of the Sith

acting 3

directing 0

effects 2

editing 2

writing 1


0 out of 5 🐙


The sheer amount of lame: Grievous. Dooku. Terrible duel at the end. Kashyyyk deserved better. Padme’s ludicrous death. The rotten cherry to top off the worst trilogy ever. F*ck Lucas.







(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, effects: cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.

(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)

(3) Octopuses are my unquantifiable feeling…not that SW score is scientific…but this one is even less so

(4) ++ This optional section includes any incredibly *brilliant observations that don’t fit into simple quantitative slices like the scores and octopuses *(they are likely NOT brilliant)


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