Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb (2014) (mini-review++)


(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.)

(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)

The mini-review:

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

acting 6

directing 5

writing 4

effects 7

editing 6

SW score: 28

2 out of 5 octopi

++ A sequel to an average movie always surprises me. Especially when it’s almost a carbon copy of the original except they just add a couple more characters to distract the audience from the derivative mediocrity. But then to have a sequel of a mediocre sequel? Who says dreams (nightmares) don’t come true in Hollywood? Robin Williams plays a half-hearted Teddy Roosevelt again and I want to say it’s not his fault again but he knew what he was getting into this time and he still got into it.




(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, effects: cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.

(2) Octopuses (0-5 šŸ™, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)

(3) Octopuses are my unquantifiable feelingā€¦not that SW score is scientificā€¦but this one is even less so

(4) ++ This optional section includes any incredibly *brilliant observations that don’t fit into simple quantitative slices like the scores and octopuses *(they are likely NOT brilliant)

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