(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.)
(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
SW score: 28
2 out of 5 octopi
++ A sequel to an average movie always surprises me. Especially when it’s almost a carbon copy of the original except they just add a couple more characters to distract the audience from the derivative mediocrity. But then to have a sequel of a mediocre sequel? Who says dreams (nightmares) don’t come true in Hollywood? Robin Williams plays a half-hearted Teddy Roosevelt again and I want to say it’s not his fault again but he knew what he was getting into this time and he still got into it.
(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, effects: cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.
(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)
(3) Octopuses are my unquantifiable feeling…not that SW score is scientific…but this one is even less so
(4) ++ This optional section includes any incredibly *brilliant observations that don’t fit into simple quantitative slices like the scores and octopuses *(they are likely NOT brilliant)