The Artist (mini-review++)

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Review process: two scores assigned: (I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me)

(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)

(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.

(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)

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EXAMPLE:

The mini-review:

The Artist

acting 7

directing 6

writing 5

effects 8

editing 8

SW score: 34

4.5 out of 5 octopi

++ I really don’t like silent films. I don’t care how well they are done. I don’t have any nostalgia for the early 20th century since I wasn’t alive and I like to hear people talk (no disrespect to people who cannot speak).

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I am a salty shark living in freshwater. I don’t always get along well with the other fish and I’m here to bitch about it.