So I’ve done a few movie reviews. And while no one asked for it, here’s my process explained (I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me):
Review process: two scores assigned:
(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)
(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (importance, directing, writing/story, photography, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.
(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)
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EXAMPLE:
Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
import 7
directing 8
writing 8
photo 6
editing 8
SW score: 37
4 out of 5 octopi
Note: (something clever and relevant is usually placed here but I have other things on my mind right now)
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++ content: sometimes I will include my *amazing* and *unique* observations. I’m sorry.
