Movie mini-reviews(++) explained (scripted non-fiction)

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So I’ve done a few movie reviews. And while no one asked for it, here’s my process explained (I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me):

(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)

(movie name)






SW score:

out of 5 octopi


(something that is probably not clever)






(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (importance, directing, writing, effects: cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.

(2) Octopuses (0-5 šŸ™, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)

(3) Octopuses are my unquantifiable feelingā€¦not that SW score is scientificā€¦but this one is even less so

(4) ++ This optional section includes any incredibly *brilliant observations that don’t fit into simple quantitative slices like the scores and octopuses *(they are likely NOT brilliant)

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