Birdman (mini-review++)

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Review process: two scores assigned: (I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me)

(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)

(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.

(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)

The mini-review:

Birdman

acting 7

directing 3

writing 3

effects 6

editing 6

SW score: 25

1.5 out of 5 octopi

++ I love Michael Keaton and Emma Watson rocks. But this film is full of awful characters and a poorly executed surrealistic story that somehow bamboozled the Academy voters into selecting it as the Best Picture of the year. This film wasn’t the best picture of the year or the month or the week.

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