Birdman (2014) (mini-review++)

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(If you’re curious, my review process. It’s also pasted at the end of this post. I don’t believe in Rotten Tomatoes. I just believe in me.)

(***all-purpose SPOILER ALERT*** there may be some in this review)

The mini-review:

Birdman

acting 7

directing 3

writing 3

effects 6

editing 6

SW score: 25

1.5 out of 5 octopi

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I love Michael Keaton and Emma Watson rocks. But this film is full of awful characters and a poorly executed surrealistic story that somehow bamboozled the Academy voters into selecting it as the Best Picture of the year. This film wasn’t the best picture of the year or the month or the week.

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(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score: Based on a sum of 5 sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, effects: cinematography &/or animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.

(2) Octopuses (0-5 šŸ™, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)

(3) Octopuses are my unquantifiable feelingā€¦not that SW score is scientificā€¦but this one is even less so

(4) ++ This optional section includes any incredibly *brilliant observations that don’t fit into simple quantitative slices like the scores and octopuses *(they are likely NOT brilliant)

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