The 123’s of Me: Analyze Myself: Who Else Will?

analyze-this-02Yesterday I wrote a post about anti-choice, Orange Hitler (commonly known as Trump) supporter Nick Sandmann.

I haven’t been blogging long. And aside from a few college friends, no one has been reading my shit. (I calculated and I average 6.9 views per post). That’s fine. I write because it entertains me.

Yesterday’s post garnered 1,078 views.

To put it mildly, I was wondering what the hell was happening with my blog. I don’t know shit about SEO or keywords. The story about this bullshit religion follower was just in the news and I wanted to vent about it.

I offended a few people. Who knows how many. I cherish every single instance of fury I caused. Every time a person who supports the political or social right gets angry, a demon gets its horns. (Yes, I know the expression is “an angel gets its wings” but if heaven is gonna be full of social conservatives and Orange Hitler and Republikkkan supporters, then I sure as fuck wanna go to hell.)

I was thrilled to get my first ever negative comments! You know the standard modern Nazi party (the GOP) pablum: cursing, homophobic slurs, “libtard” shouts. Trolls are predictable. And alt-right and “polite” right are very predictable.  – cuz my readership previously only consisted of my close friends who are too nice to tell me when a post is shitty.

The Reich-wingers would probably label me a troll. And frankly, any ad hominem attack by anyone with conservative views is accepted as a welcome compliment. But I think trolls just make comments or write things to infuriate whatever party or person they want to infuriate. I don’t think it matters whether said troll actually agrees or disagrees with the person they are trolling. They just want to get the proverbial rise out of them. While, again, I welcome infuriating conservatives and their ilk, that’s not why I wrote the post. I was just giving my honest, strident opinion about the equivocating about the Nick Sandmann story.  The fact that republikkkans and their kin were infuriated is an awesome side benefit!

I’m sure the Google algorithm that pushed some people to my blog will be thoroughly punished for sending people to a wholly insignificant blog.

Just in case you’re not picking up what I’m putting down:

I take back nothing – to anyone who was offended by yesterday’s post and my generous use of the F word, I reiterate: Fuck you.

What’s extra funny to me is that these medieval idiots actually seek out a blog read by 5 people that’s dramatically contrary to their anti-science point of view just to hate-read it and comment accordingly.  That’s definitely a difference between us liberal snowflakes and the so-called moral majority. I don’t know ANY liberals who listen to Rush Limbaugh.

But republikkkans and their ilk DO love to be angry. And that’s where I agree with them, shockingly.  I like venting my anger, too. It’s fun and I hope it angers people I hate. I’m just not gonna go read some alt right website. Why give them views? I’d much rather go read about comic books or watch some porn.

Oprah Winfrey once said (I’ll provide the full quote unlike the right-wing style of editing facts for their ignorant ends):

“As long as people can be judged by the color of their skin, the problem is not solved,” Winfrey said. “As long as there are people who still — and there’s a whole generation, I … said this for apartheid South Africa, I said this for my own community in the south — there are still generations of people, older people, who were born, and bred, and marinated in it, in that prejudice and racism, and they just have to die.”

Oprah’s right. And I’ll close with noting that I take great comfort in the fact that the white birth rate in the United States is far behind that of people of color. I’ll likely be worm food in 2050 when whites officially become the minority but if there is a hell, I’ll be celebrating that day with all my other libtard damned.

I’d rather laugh with the sinner than cry with the saints.

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Oh! One more note: I see a lot of ignorance apologists preening and denigrating critics of Nick Sandmann because he’s a “kid”.  Teenagers aren’t finished products. People can evolve. But if you think teenagers don’t know what they are supporting or whether their actions are right or wrong, then you’re a fucking idiot. And these “kid” defenders are the same cunts who insist that black teenagers be tried as adults. Gee, I wonder why that is?