Open Water

owLame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame. Can I say how much I think this movie sucked? Was this supposed to be a scary movie? Because the only time I got scared was when I thought I might have left my car windows open outside and the forecast predicted rain. The acting was mediocre. The players had the skill of MTV reality show contestants. The dialogue was pretty natural and did flow well. I will give it that nod. The camera work was of a lower quality than most television shows. People are comparing this movie to the Blair Witch Project. But in that movie, it was known that the camera’s eye was an actual member of the group of lost kids in the woods. It was expected to be a hand held crappy effect. In this movie, the “camera” is not supposed to be there at all. And with this level of cinematography, it may as well not have been there at all. The climax, if you will call it that (you would have to actually have significant rising emotional action for there to be an actual climax) was about as exciting as a boil lancing. No, that’s mean. A boil lancing would actually produce a brief adrenaline rush. If you want to drown your precious time on this earth, go ahead and take a dive.

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