I’m watching all the Harry Potter movies with my son this week.
My son got Slytherin – I just had to read several pages of Slytherin goodies on pottermore to talk him down:
We’ve both already seen them all before but we both like to rewatch movies. It’s really I think one of our first common passions.
On a personal note I would like nothing more than to be sitting in that hallowed hall and have the sorting hat on my head. I think I’d like it better even than being a Jedi Knight but not better than being a mutant.
I had taken a house quiz before and I got Gryffindor. But I always thought that was too cool for me. So Hufflepuff makes more sense. And the Hufflepuffs get along best with Gryffindors so it’s like I’m cool adjacent.
OMG – Fang is so cute!
I’m watching the first movie as I type this. Back to the post.
I’ve been enjoying reading about Hufflepuff but I didn’t like some pottermore.com’s questions so I decided to take a few more sorting hat quizzes and see what a combination of the authorized and unauthorized experts have to say about my proper place:
Time magazine’s quiz says I am a
Hufflepuff (78%) but also a 0% Slytherin. I think I’m way too big an asshole to have 0% .
Buzzfeed’s February 2, 2017 quiz says I am Hufflepuff (45% only), 23% Gryffindor (sure probably) and 18% Slytherin (I’d say higher but I think this quiz is most accurate so far).
Brainfall’s quiz says I am Hufflepuff. Ok ok ok. I’m probably Hufflepuff. But I’m still gonna keep taking quizzes.
Playbuzz’s quiz says I am a Gryffindor! Clearly the other quizzes are full of it. Sigh. I know they’re right. Bummer.
ProPofs’ quiz says I am a Ravenclaw. Weird. But it’s still Hufflepuff by a large margin.
Beano.com’s quiz says I am a Gryffindor! That makes it 5 Hufflepuff, 2 Gryffindor, 1 Ravenclaw. But honestly this quiz wasn’t very good. The questions were kinda lame and transparent.
Zimbio.com’s quiz says I am Hufflepuff. Can’t really argue at this point.
But you can’t argue against the math.
Hufflepuff – 5
Ravenclaw – 2
Hufflepuff wins it by far.
After reading more about the winning house, I have to say I do seem like a Hufflepuff. After all I am a fan of science and pseudoscience so I trust the completely (not at all) scientific quizzes majority result.
I am off to read even more about Hufflepuff and embrace my magical roots.
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