Yeah, I know. Why am I focusing or even mentioning the broadband network quality while I’m walking around one of the most picturesque cities in Europe?
Because I’m fucking lost and the maps won’t load so I can’t figure out where the fuck I am. And I’m supposed to just wander into some random restaurant without knowing its Yelp rating? I’m not a savage.
Seriously if a mobile network provided this level of shit broadband in the states, the customers would march on the corporate headquarters and burn it to the ground.
Yeah, I know. I’m the shittiest example of a smartphone-dependent American. I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you deport me?
(Looks like I won’t be able to write a proper post until I return to Scotland on Sunday evening and flee this technological backwater. Just sayin’.)