Review process: two scores assigned:
(1) Shark Wrighter (SW) Score Based on a sum of 4-5** sub-scores (acting, directing, writing/story, animation &/or effects, editing) with 1 being terrible and 10 being terrific.
(2) Octopuses (0-5 🐙, with 5 being fantastic and 0 being feces)
**Sometimes movies’ animation &/or effects aren’t relevant so they don’t get an effects sub-score.
The tweet/mini review:
#HotelArtemis acting 6 directing 6 story 4 A&orE 7 editing 7 SW score: 30 The future world was pretty cool and so was the hotel’s future/archaic mixed aesthetic. Bautista was ok but, like the movie, his performance fell far short. 2 out of 5 octopi #MovieReview
++ content: I kept wanting the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy to show up. Also, this might be the first time I’ve ever been disappointed by a Jodie Foster performance. This flick was full of cliches and tired conceits and subplots. I can’t even remember any of the action set pieces which isn’t a good sign. I was entertained a little and it was a movie pass movie so at least I didn’t get burned with paying full price.
#HotelArtemis #JodieFoster #DaveBautista #Sci-fi