You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me

She’s back. And she looks hotter than ever now that she’s wearing warm-weather clothes. What did I ever do to the universe for it to hate me so much? I mean, I know I’m an asshole but this feels personal.

Is it testing my platonic interaction only vow? Does it just not like me? Have I really done so much bad shit to draw the ire of an immortal and immeasurable being? I really don’t think I’m special. But maybe when you’re omnipotent and omniscient, you can multitask pretty well.

Either way: challenge accepted, universe. I won’t get fooled again.

 

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