For my friend Anya!
The official and objectively correct ranking of every Tom Cruise movie I have seen:
From WORST to BEST (I’m only including the ones I’ve actually seen):
interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
austin powers in goldmember
mission: impossible-rogue nation
mission: impossible iii
mission: impossible ii
edge of tomorrow
war of the worlds
the last samurai
days of thunder
vanilla sky
magnolia
far and away
legend
cocktail
minority report
mission: impossible
oblivion
the outsiders
collateral
the firm
born on the 4th of July
the color of money
rain man
a few good men
jerry maguire
risky business
top gun
Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman
