Tom Cruise and Me

For my friend Anya!

The official and objectively correct ranking of every Tom Cruise movie I have seen:

From WORST to BEST (I’m only including the ones I’ve actually seen):

interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles

austin powers in goldmember

mission: impossible-rogue nation

mission: impossible iii

mission: impossible ii

edge of tomorrow

war of the worlds

the last samurai

days of thunder

vanilla sky


far and away



minority report

mission: impossible


the outsiders


the firm

born on the 4th of July

the color of money

rain man

a few good men

jerry maguire

risky business

top gun

Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman

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