3 Percenters


As I swipe right on 4 dating apps I have discovered that I am not interesting to 99% of the women in the DC metropolitan area. But that 1% must have me measured correctly and the tyranny of the vast majority just doesn’t get it. They can’t see my awesomeness (well to be fair I’m still looking for that, too). So I’m basically a climate change denier who says 97% of scientists must be wrong. Except all the single ladies are my experts.

2 thoughts on “3 Percenters

  1. When I was in the midst of a job search, someone told me it doesn’t matter how many rejections you get, you only need one to be interested

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