Hi world it’s me -name redacted- although I’m not sure I want to end up like tiger woods; I wouldn’t mind the fame, hundreds of millions of dollars, skanky sexcapades, and the gorgeous Swedish wife but I think I could do without the public implosion and losing the Swedish wife. My Swedish friends would be upset.
I don’t know what this blog is going to be about exactly but I can tell you why I’m doing it. I’ve never written a blog before or done a live journal and my longest Facebook post is a paragraph (yes I am lame and old and on Facebook). Some of my posts will be funny to me at least and some will be serious to me at least. But to paraphrase: don’t knock Mental masturbation ; it’s diatribes with someone I love.
I just went through a personal hell that I WOULD wish on my worst enemy. I never understood that saying – if it’s your worst enemy than why wouldn’t you want the worst to happen to them? I guess it makes me an asshole but I’m ok with that – fuck it. This is not to imply that I’m planning ponderously long posts. I have no set length in mind but I suspect they won’t be too long. I’m not trying to TL;DR anybody.
What’s that? Why the anonymity? Well I think the best writing happens when a person is writing something that they are afraid to reveal. You know – deep, personal raw shit. I’ll drop a lot of personal details though and good on ya if you figure out who I am (why am I even worrying – who the hell is going to read this?). If you do unmask me I will congratulate you and give you absolutely nothing for your effort because I don’t make much money and what Free money I do have is earmarked for movies, eating out and booze (In that order of priority).
Anyhow, see you next time, amigos!